I always make it a point to read the pamphlets/brochures that come along with the newspapers; not for the products they advertise but because of the awesome language they use. Here are some choice examples of amenities shown in various housing schemes.
- First Come First Possessed (!)
- Freedom from pollution, air and water. (poor souls)
- Members Clubbing House (the place where folks club each other?)
- Lawn 70000 sq ft (shown in the list of individual amenities for each flat)
- Full sunlight during day (Aww... Not during night?)
- Children Parking (What? Ah, they meant playground/park.)
- Entry gate light (What this means, someone enlighten me please)
- 360 degree lake view (is this building right in the middle of a lake?)
- CCTV camera for each room (each and every room?!)
- Fiance from nationalized bank guaranteed (Wow!)
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