Gautam's Instructions For Life...

Hi,
Well, After attaining the ripe old age of 25 years, I feel that the world must benefit from my sagely advice. Without a helping hand, there is a fear that the young generation may get lost in the dark by-lanes of this treachorous world.

Here come Gautam's Instructions For Life...

1. Never, ever give all your outdoor clothes for ironing all at once.
[Once I had to miss a movie since couldn't possibly go out in a banyan and half-pant.]

2. Before you enter a hotel, check whether your pocket contains a wallet.
If it does, check further if the wallet contains cash/ credit card. Better safe than sorry.

3. When a girl smiles and waves at you, before you wave back, turn around to check whether she isn't waving at someone approaching from behind you.
Follow same procedure even if the above-mentioned girl happens to be your own g/f.
Better safe than sorry.

4. Most people drive recklessly but think cautiously. Try doing the opposite.

5. While working in kitchen, remember that common salt is the most important ingredient of any dish. It is also the most commonly forgotten one.

6. If you get an urge to share your innermost secrets with someone, share them with your dog.
A cat will also do, except that it wont pay much attention to what you are saying.

7. Defrag your computer once in a while. Do the same with your brain.

8. Money matters.

9. Never say you are fond of kids, unless your dream job is that of a babysitter.

10. Tears cleanse the eye-glands. They work the same way on your soul.

Yours,
-G.